Shopping

Reblog from Tumblr by collegenerdtojock (deactivated)

ft. Dima Gorobets by Timur Mironov more image

"This is the hunk I want, dad,"

"What the fuck son? Look at him, he's too big for you!"

"Oh look who's talking? Dad, you literally choose someone younger than you by a decade and looking like a fucking intimidating muscular asshole,"

"Hey, I need to reassert some authority. I'm still the boss,"

"Well, I wanna boss around the asshole jocks in my campus. This one is up for that task, plus he looks fucking hot I can give you a grandson in no time!"

"Please help me to knock some shit to my son's brain. He cannot look like this guy, my son is still a sophomore in campus,"

"He is 27 sir, and we can alter the face a little bit to its younger version,"

"No, it's him no edit whatsoever. He's the guy!"

"Why don't you pick someone like this?

ft. Oscar Wadsager more image

"Ew what the fuck dad, I'm not a Swedish robot,"

"He looks charming! And that cheekbone, plus that blue eyes, he's still a badass with his toned muscle while at the same time he doesn't look like my bodyguard if he stands by my side. Your selection look like a fucking bodyguard.....he's too old,"

"Dad, no...."

"What about him?"

ft. Unknown

"Dad.......I won't budge. He still look like the jock from my......wait.....this is Aaron, the legendary wrestling jock, he' a suit too?

"Yes, Aaron Priestly already inside our system for a while. His latest user just returned him here in the latest graduation,"

"Definitely not interested to go to job as soon as I put his body,"

"Or look at those two!......

ft. Kyle Williford

ft. Unknown

......Built! Steely eyes but not physically imposing. They still have that approachable look, remember son, you will attend parties and events with me, I don't want you to look too intimidating for my colleagues,"

"Oh shut up dad. Really, grab a mirror and see yourself. From scale 1-10, you are below 4 in terms of looking approachable with your current look,"

"This one. At least this still look like the guy you want because he's seems like your jocks bullies older brother who stuck in campus or anything,"

"Well.....if you put it like that....he indeed look like those seniors that struggled to graduate and now stuck as the eldest active member of the frat house or something......

ft. William Goodge by Daniel Jaems more image

........who should I choose?